Anachronistic Antidisestablishmentarianism: A Case Study

I will not feel bad for myself...

I will not feel bad not myself...

I will not act on the inner me's urge to go dance in the rain...

I will not feel bad for myself...

I will not consider painting Water Boy's face while he sleeps...

I will not feel bad for myself...

I will not think about stairs...

I will not feel bad for myself...

I will not fantasize about yummy things I cannot eat...

I will not feel bad for myself...

I will not contemplate tomorrow's treatment...

I will not-... Oh screw it. I feel bad for myself.

           *sigh*